Coney Beach and Candy Floss by Pat Parker
Author:Pat Parker
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Brown Dog Books and The Self Publishing Partnership
Chapter Eight – August
August 1st 2013
Flossie told Glo to tell work she was sick and wasn’t coming in today. “Why, wot’s up Doc?” A slightly concerned Glo asked. “Nuthin babe, I’m just going on a jolly for a couple of days.” “Awwww come on babe, wot you up to, I need to know what the fuck I’m fibbing about don’t I?” “Fair point Glossy girl. I’m going to spend a few days with Posh Boy.” “When did that happen then? You never said. Fuck me Flo, where you going babe?”
“Whoooa baby girl. He was on about having to go somewhere. He’d booked a hotel and stuff, then that bitch knocked him back, said she had summut else on. I knew he was hinting so I offered to go with him. Shame to see it go to waste innit babe. Anyway, I’m going, and I’ll make a miraculous recovery and go in on Saturday.” Glo shook her head. She couldn’t see how she was the one that had given him the BJ, but it was fucking puce pubes that was getting the posh girl treatment!
LWM was driving up his road when he saw Leroy just getting in his vehicle. He pulled alongside. “Hello there, how you doing young man?” “Yeah man, cool and you?” “Well I’m not sure, I seem to have company on my trip, and I don’t even know how I asked her. Well I do, I didn’t ask her, she volunteered herself.” He went on to tell him last nights proceedings and how somehow Flo was coming with him now. He did however think it best he omit the bit regarding Glo, and her wonderful unblocking a sink action!
“Good luck man, never had the pleasure of the lovely Flossie myself, but I’m guessing she’s quite a goer.” LWM was holding up the early morning traffic so drove off before he could comment.
Leroy wondered if Jordan had any idea his woman was living it up with this slightly eccentric, but very likable bloke. He pondered on whether to ring and drop into the conversation that he knew the guy was away. Jordan might thank him for letting him know the coast was clear in Maesteg. Or, maybe he might be pissed off if he put two and two together and realised Flossie was playing away. One thing he did know for sure, if he went round to the house he could make Glo yell. That girl could give it large on the vocal stakes if Flossie was out of the way. Yeah man, he was gonna give her a bell, he was gonna whop her lovely arse, he was gonna leave his hand print on her pink flesh tonight. Then he could massage some cream into it to make it better.
Leroy had to think about cold showers and swimming pools to allow himself to put his shorts on for work. The thought of tonight was making him come over all unnecessary.
August 2nd 2013
Different breakfasts in different places this morning.
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